Top 20 Female Musicians Who’d Make Good Porn Stars

Ahem… This one is for the guys…

At a recent MusicReview meet up, we decided that certain female musicians could hold serious cross over potential for the porn industry. Are we being serious? Maybe. But hey, take this with a pinch of salt and have a peek .

20. Lady Gaga

Although Lady Gaga is ranked within the Top 10 Androgynous Musicians of All Time , she can look damn hot in latex and all her songs are about sex anyways – “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” is so Girls Gone Wild.

19. Patricia Lewis

This one is a bit of a wildcard, but after some research, we discovered that she may have already done some German porn in the past. What aren’t you telling us, Patricia?

18. Otep Shamaya (Otep)
Probably the scariest female musician on the face of the planet. Yet, one can’t help but feel turned on by her – especially if she was dressed in leather and whipping the crap out of you.

17. Marta (Bleeding Through)
She already looks like a Suicide Girl – so there’s no need to explain further.

16. Amy Dumas (The Luchagors)

Better known as Lita, from her stint in the WWE, this punk rocker chick suffered many wardrobe malfunctions in the wrestling ring. Naturally, porn is the next step.

15. Amy Lee (Evanescence)

“I’m going under” – don’t you mean down, Amy?

14. Anglea Gossow (Arch Enemy)
Sounding like the leader of the underworld with her deathly growls, Gossow would fit the perfect profile for alternative porn queen.

13. Taylor Swift

She isn’t smoking hot – we just really want a homemade sex tape to be released so that she can shed the holier than thou image once and for all.

12. Beyoncé
The sultry R&B star would do well in bootilicious porn – we promised we wouldn’t say the proper term.

11. Courtney Love (Hole)
She’s been seen naked so many times, leading us to believe that there has to be a Courtney Love sex tape somewhere on the net.

10. Shakira

Goddam! Shakira can shake that booty. We wonder if she’s a she-wolf under the covers too…

9. Nadja Peulen (Coal Chamber)
Nadja embodies the perfect metal – porn crossover. Nadja does Naples? Haha!

8. Avril Lavigne

“He was a boy, and she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?” You forgot the bit about the camera and spinning waterbed.

7. Katy Perry
She’s already admitted to kissing a girl and liking it, so you know what that means – lesbian porn!

6. Lacey Mosley (Flyleaf)
The petite girl-next-door looks barely legal, but she’s bound to have a wild side somewhere in her.

5. Schoolgirl Britney Spears

Please note the ‘Schoolgirl’ prefix. Pushing Britney Spears into the porn industry after recent escapades is not advisable. We still maintain that the real Britney got kidnapped by aliens or Simon Cowell.

4. Christina Aguilera

A pop star that can actually sing. Yet by the look of that blonde hair and crazy eyes, I think she chose the wrong industry. She bears a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson though. Hmmm…

3. Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham

A certain editor from MusicReview has a rather obvious crush on a rather hot celebrity [Sergio’s comment: He’s just a closet Spice Girls fan].

2. Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil)

Mama Mia! Scabbia is the kind of girl you’ve always wanted to pick up at a rock concert and take back to a hotel room to do the stuff only Paris Hilton has done. She’s also Italian, so she’s bound to be passionate and fiery.

1. Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls make the ultimate 6some – but hey, that doesn’t mean that we’re going to buy their CD.

Have we left anyone out? Let us know in the comment box below.

- Sergio Pereira
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