Top 10 Worst Song Lyrics Ever

Here are some of the biggest face-palms in the history of music.

10. Tweak – Birthday Card
“I wanna thank you for the birthday card, I like to read it every now and then, when I get bored”. Hmmm…I think I know what the muse was for this song.

9. 50 Cent – 21 Questions
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake”. I wonder how many hours Fiddy spent coming up with such a – what’s the word? – cliché?!

8. Papa Roach – Lifeline

“I’ve been looking for a lifeline, for what seems like a lifetime”. I’ve mentioned this before in the review of the album, Metamorphosis, can someone please give them the 0861 322 322 number for free counselling?

7. Metallica – St. Anger
If “I feel my world shake like an earthquake” and “St. Anger ‘round my neck” weren’t bad enough, they had to top it with the chorus: “I’m madly in anger with you”. As one reviewer remarked, St. Anger sounded like Metallica were mocking themselves.

6. D-Side – Invisible
“If I was invisible, then I could just watch you in your room”. This song freaks me out! Who the hell sits in a room and watches somebody else? It’s called stalking and it’s illegal!

5. Mims – This is Why I’m Hot

“I’m hot ’cause I’m fly, you ain’t ’cause you’re not. This is why, this is why I’m hot”. Treat this as a lesson on how NOT to rap.

4. Powerman 5000 – V is For Vampire
“V is for vampire and B is for blood”. Great…now all first graders can learn how to spell with the help of Twilight.

3. Razorlight – Somewhere Else
“And I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was”. Profound and extremely deep.

2. America – Horse with No Name
“There were plants and birds, and rocks and things “. Haha, I don’t even know what to say about “…and things”. Hilarious!

1. Mötley Crüe – Glitter

“Let’s make a baby inside of you”. Um, where else would you like to make a baby, Vince?

Got anymore beauties? Please list them in the comments box below.

- Sergio Pereira
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